Me: I love your hair because it is the color of one of my favorite things in life...black coffee.
Noley: What about me mom?
Me: Noley I love your hair because it is the color of milk chocolate.
Noley: Mom your hair looks like Mitzi's (the dog that lives next door)
Tobbers: (from out of the blue) Mom, I think my hair is the color of an iced vanilla lowfat coffee latte.
Me: Tobbers you are your fathers son.